
What a group of barefoot beauties! Charly Chase is, quite simply, sex on a stick. She has big tits, child-bearing hips, a bountiful ass, and amazing dumpling toes. Plus she's a complete slut and squirts like a hose when riding big black cock!

If you like exotic women, you'll love this volume. First there's gorgeous Cuban Mimi Allen. This sweet-natured teen has perfect feet and perfect everything else. If you're reading this Mimi. . . will you marry me?

Know why these ladies are smiling? One of the more obvious reasons is they've all got great looking feet, and they know it.

Just as blind men walk the earth and never see the patch of poison sumac they're about to walk through, some guys have never enjoyed a woman's foot. Hard to believe, but true.

Just as it would be unthinkable to put a size 6 shoe on a size 9 foot, you will never see imperfection in a Barefoot Confidential movie. Neither women with fallen arches nor gout nor ingrown or yellow stained toenails need apply here.

If it weren't for all the Filipina chicks, you wouldn't have anyone making those funky banana boat hats for carnival and county fair prizes. We're kidding, of course. We love these babes, their fiery attitudes in the hammock, . . .

Imagine, if you will, the British Invasion happening 40 years later and coinciding with the MILF Invasion. The history of pop music would have been re-written, for one, and we'd have had songs like, "Miss Brown, You've Got a Lovely Mother.

Judging from all the furor over a certain vice presidential candidate, boys do make passes at girls who wear glasses. Not that she needs ocular assistance, because Brooke, the star of our show, can spot a deadbeat from far away.

Used to be that the notion of a "Cuban sandwich" applied to a delicious concoction made with roast pork, peppers, onions and other tangy island accoutrements. Which, if you check out the butt on cover girl Lena Mendez, . . .